The Second Coming
I imagine that most christian sects would be delighted to learn that the arrival of Jesus was impending, but I bet not many have given thought as to how it would actually happen. It would be difficult for some guy claiming to be The Son of God to get taken seriously, even if he was wearing a robe and carrying a few fish and a loaf!
But let's be generous, let's say Jesus was able to convince christian leaders like George Bush and Tony Blair that he was the genuine article, what good would it do? Not much, I suspect. Worldwide, christians are vastly outnumbered by non-christians who would probably be mightily unimpressed by the news, in fact it may have to be kept quiet so that christians didn't become the laughing stock of the planet! Imagine how we in the christian dominated part of the world would react if another religion announced it's God had returned? Would we believe it? I think not.
No, a second coming is the last thing we need from any religion, if true, it would be a worldwide disaster. Imagine what would follow if any one religion could say with certainty:
"See, we told you so! Ours is the one and only true God!"
Planetary mayhem would erupt the next day.
Luckily, this is not going to happen....well, I can't be absolutely sure of that, only about 99.9999999999999999999999999999% certain!
posted by Geo at 1:20 pm
2 Comments:
you are stupid if you think Jesus will caome back with a robe. He will have a nice business suit and he will look handosme and clean shaved. and also he will let president bush know before he shows up then he will make a mirricle to prove himself.
Jesus IS coming back! He knows that you mock him so when he gets here you will be fucked!
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