Some Mo' Burqa

I knew it! It was only a matter of time before AAAB (African Americans Against Burqas) got in on the act. So far, the group have yet to find a suitable spokesperson, but are nevertheless making their presence felt by lobbying and picketing outside department stores. They lost a little ground recently when one of their escapades backfired.

After successfully stopping a large truck supposed to be containing burqas outside the Atlanta based J.C. Nickels store, several crates were thrown into the street and set alight. Within a few seconds the boxes started exploding and the calm air was filled with a wonderful odour! It turned out that the shipment was really a consignment of those large crown-shaped car air fresheners.

Just to prove that it's an ill wind that blows nobody any good, a spokesman for the KKK in Mississippi stated recently:

"I have to admit our popularity and power has waned in recent years, but this here burker thing has given us a new lease of life".

" 'Cos blacks don't like them burkers, we's fixin' ta git all our members togged up in 'em, then we gonna have us an old fashioned necktie party!"

All this has had little effect on the GOP, Bush and the ASF who are still adamant that burqa wearing is right and proper for American women, the President has stated that if Congress doesn't back him, he'll sign an executive order and that will be that!