Bush's Burqa Deal

NEWS FLASH!

It's just come to my attention that George W. Bush and a feminist group named ASF (American Subservient Females) have formed a corporation that will import 100 million burqas from a cheap labour supplier in Afghanistan, the garments will be on sale at department stores throughout the USA. All American females over six months old will be required by federal law to wear the burqa but to avoid price gouging, the price nationwide will be fixed at only $25.00 per item (only $2 more for the special version with built-in diaper! Restrictions may apply).

A spokesperson for the group proudly stated that the money earned will be used to furnish every school in the land with a special morning prayer room and the provision of a 6'x6' plaque depicting the Ten Commandments, to be nailed securely to the wall of every classroom. She added that people of the highest possible moral, religious and ethical standards, will be appointed to administer the distribution and police the wearing of the garments. Although the spokesperson would give no names, other sources close to the group indicate that Jerry Falwell will be appointed as chief of distribution with John Ashcroft chief of burqa police.

Most declined to be interviewed but one highly placed gentleman of the religious right said:

"This can't happen soon enough, it's about time we put the women of this country back in their proper place as stated in the Bible, under the dominion of man!"

"Furthermore", he continued, "We will solve this pro-life, pro-choice issue at a stroke; it stands to reason that if a woman's tits and ass are hidden from view, no man will show interest and we won't need them abortion guys no more, got it! "

As usual however, it's swings and roundabouts, although jobs will be created in the construction industry with all the school work, people in the cosmetics business fear major job losses because women will have no further need of make-up.

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Fast-food giant McDonalds, have said they will be first with burqa-friendly utensils, they already have a special thin drinking straw that fits easily through the holes in the burqa visor.