Burqa Battles

Since news of the burqa deal broke, ASF have been inundated with calls from women expressing consternation about the implementation laws. A vociferous lobby of celebrity females are worried that fans will no longer recognize them.

"We'll be able to mingle freely with the public!" complained a well-known starlet.

"I want some kind of name tag ID on my burqa", said another.

Victoria Vindictive of ASF said:

"While we have some sympathy for them, we can't go changing the rules just for some air-headed celebs, for example we've made concessions on color choice, they'll be able to get black or brown versions now!"

"After tremendous pressure from the Jewish community, we also made a jewellery concession; any woman can wear as much as she likes as long as it's under the burqa"

All this turmoil has caused the President himself to step in, after consultation with the Evangelicals, he finally decreed that each state will hold an "I Love My Burqa" pageant every 4th of July, the winner will receive a specially made "Stars and Stripes" burqa with dispensation to wear it for a whole day!

I'll be following burqa developments closely, so rest assured that you'll be kept informed.